Ep 1: Old Nine Gates Review

Woahhh. Hell yeah!


The Official Old Nine Gates poster is suck. I dont put it here.

Too much anticipation for this series, the prequel for The Lost Tomb. As expected, the cinematography, the scenes in the first episode is really really looks like the China in those old times. I'm not even a China's Chinese tho, lol. I am so fucking excited to see how Kylin (Poker-Face) Zhang's ancestor look like. If our Mr. Poker-Face looks cold, temptingly-sexy-quiet-bad-but-good-guy, and mysteriously handsome face, so do his descendant! hahahhaha. Arrgghhhh (I feel like pregnant after this fan-girling!). William Chen as Zhang Qi Shan. Poker-Face's grand grand father.

Zhang family!!! At least both of them look cold. And in the series, they keep calling this head police with the name Fo Ye?
What is Fo Ye? Wo Bu Che Tau, hahahahha.
TBH, all China Chinese look the same. Hahahha, sorry. And TBH twice, I dont give a goddamn care on the other characters! That's how to survive every series/drama. Pick a side. The story started with a mysterious train from Japan that stop at Changsha station. All on board died mysteriously face-down. A lot of mysterious coffins inside. Why coffins? Because it's the Lost Tomb's prequel! So the head police, apparently, the main character came in. Elegantly, no, avant-gradely hahahahhaah.

All make way!

What train is this? He said.

Fo Ye check out the dusty train. Even the train conductor died. 

Together with his friend they enter the train, coffin by coffins, the finally met with the most luxurious coffins, claimed to be the boss coffin. But they cannot open the coffin just like that. The coffin is filled with poisonous gas. So, they bring the coffin to Fo Ye's house and open it.

The guy in glasses is Ba Ye. (Ba/Pa is 8 in Mandarin)
This scene caused a poor army to lost his hand. You should fucking watch it already. And Fo Ye is so badass to just enter his hand inside the hole. Whooaaa. I cried of shocks, but they wont make the hero an amputee rite? Fo Ye found a mysterious metal item inside the coffin together with the corpse. He had no idea, he brought the item to the other noble family friend, Er Ye. Er Ye is played by K-Pop Exo's Lay. Lol. I dont even know what Lay is. Fo Ye had to visit Er Ye at the Opera. By the day, Er Ye works as an opera guy, who acts as a woman character?! Hahahah. During the opera show, some rascal do some bullshit gangsterism act. Fo Ye's assistant stop the gangster. The gangster tried to kill Fo Ye with a poisonous needle. But..

With his ring, my friend. With his ring!


Fo Ye want to give Er Ye the mysterious ring so that he cant check it up, but Er Ye is reluctant to do so.
Reason is because he doesn't want to be involved in the mysterious business anymore.


I am too lazy to write in details. Because I only care about the main character only. Hahhaha, so read the full recap HERE


Hahahah, sorry.