Sila Tolong Diri Sendiri (Please Help Yourself)

Thanks to Fana; my roommate for taking this blogpost cover photo.

I've been inspired to write this post since last Monday, when a woman with a very BAD BODY ODOUR came into the surau at Arcoris Mont Kiara. Damn, that was a rad stench going on. If I can precisely describe what it smells like; I would say it is 40% rotten food trapped on the sink trapper, 20% green diarrhea, 10% ammonia, 10% spoilt egg and 20% chances of losing friends around you. I have a friend suffering this too, but maybe she's only 3/5 on the severity level.

So help yourself, friend! Treat yourself, save yourself. Some bad friend doesn't even tell you if you stinks AF. Only those who cares for you does (We are trying to help you). And please fucking listen to us! Unless you are too stubborn and prefer to stink to death. Last night, i've been talking to my friends on this issue too. And I shook to know that some do not wear deodorant. Literally, like whuttt?

must..not..look..obvious enough that I am affected by her B.O

OK. I myself don't wear deodorant since my skin can't tolerate any deodorant or anti-perspirant. But I fucken use antibacterial talc Aiken (as in the blogpost cover photo) on my freakin armpit and my armpit is 90% odourless. FACK (Eminem's fack)

SCIENCE LESSONS ON SMELLY ARMPIT.

Your gangster armpit will continuously sweats according to its nature. Apocrine gland inside your armpits naturally have its odour since it release a high amount of protein together with sweat. This higher protein level make it easier for bacterial growth. So bacterias are like having some kind of fiesta on top of your armpits, bitch.


Different people perspire (sweats) differenty, due to what they eat, level of humidity surrounds them or even some health issues like hypohidrosis or anhidrosis. Some unfortunate people sweat severely because they got sick poor unhappy sad thyroid over-actively working and causing massive amount of sweat. Poor souls. Thus, making their armpits somewhat a factory of bacteria.

Your Options:

Deodorant - breakdown bacteria, conceal smells
Botox™ - paralyze the sympathetic nerve that cause hyperhidrosis - over-sweating
Anti-perspirant - stops you from sweating
Antibacterial Talc - kills bacteria, duhh. It will not be as effective as an antiperspirant, because it lacks ingredients like aluminum, but that means it will also be gentler on your skin.

So, please help yourself - keeping your body smells nice, or at least presentable lah. And if your excuse for not wearing any 3 of the affordable options up there is "nama pun peluh.." then hahahaah. Bye

//Slowly getting further away from you.

SELAIN ITU, HELP YOURSELF FEELING BETTER.

Love yourself, according to BTS. I don't know if you know me enough to notice that I am the type that always help myself getting better at life. I dgaf on things that doesn't benefit me much (macam komen-komen tidak membina daripada jiran, rakan murahan dan mereka yang tidak berpelajaran dengan ilmu lahiriah duniawi waima pengetahuan batiniah sekalipun)  just to make me feel better. Do you think I can make you feel better too? 

I buy a family of Chuck Taylor to support my feet throughout this hard life.
They made me feel better by helping me define my individual style statement.

See, this is my first time buying white Chuck ever since I've become an adult.
And perhaps, that's Hon new sneakers too. he used to wear blue sneakers.

I know my skin condition is bad, I got large pores. So whilst the SST tax is not taking effect yet, I bought this from Hermo.
They help me feel better knowing that I am helping myself overcoming my skin problems.

And look at my extra-terrestrial level of wallpaper. It is the world most respectful Shiba Inu - Tofupupper a.k.a. Tobë.

Tobë-senpai noticed me. I am feeling better about my life 200%

I made myself a cup of coffee to make me more sober in the morning.
I love myself. I shall treat myself.

I am a bit nerdy when I'm at my office but I love my workstation very much. It made me feel like I am
a better UI/UX person every single time. Hon at the background must be feeling jealous of my supreme wallpaper,

I am not a makeup person but I have these skincare items to help my skin getting better.

And I also use an expensive pen for meeting or interview to make me
feel more confident, Hahhahaha.

Okay. Bye.